we like taco bell and walmart

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

(via yelled)

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15 minutes ago

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via neonkontra)

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Posted
15 minutes ago

sigornthenn:

sweetmetaphors:

it is time.

soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

peppermint everything

(via traviejames)

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Posted
16 minutes ago

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via traviejames)

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Posted
17 minutes ago

kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

(via braydaaan)

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Posted
18 minutes ago

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

(Source: faineemae, via frozen-grapes)

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31 minutes ago

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via sorry)

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243777
Posted
18 hours ago

roguesquirrel:

byebyewiththebathwater:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
imageimage

The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

(Source: 5secondsofgreenlightedamnesia, via traviejames)

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167597
Posted
19 hours ago

hibiene:

when u and ur friends hang out

image

(Source: assrice, via yelled)

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19 hours ago