what the fuck is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment
(via unholyminds)
“We’ve been friends since we were 13.”
“What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?”
“Oh, we don’t know…”
“Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?”
“Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”
omg rachel, sophia, this will be us <3 (i think they are all women…i hope so lol)
(via muff1n-butt)
hELP
omfg
Narwhals w o w
who was smoking what when they decided this would be a good idea?
“this butt… is the best butt.”
#lol cheza #dat dancer ass #unf
gET OUT
(Source: natama-men, via arose4everafter)
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
They should just give up. Tumblr doesn’t understand tumblr
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
(Source: pleasesyou, via the-wildebeast)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via frozen-grapes)
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
(via smileforeli)
