we like taco bell and walmart

glitteryobituary:

femme-mermaid27:

As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

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and the other half is like

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I am a combination of both these things, all year. 

(via anarchistlovesongs)

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realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

(via sluttiest-virgin)

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via in-the-search-of-happiness)

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Job interview

Interviewer:What are three words that describe you?
Me:Boss Ass Bitch
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ludwigvanbaethoven:

Anaconda (x) v. The Big Comfy Couch (x

(via int3rnalstat3ofmindd)

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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(via seanp0donnell)

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