we like taco bell and walmart

explosionsoflife:

I’m just gonna leave this here.

(via everybodyzfool)

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1068
Posted
3 hours ago

sunalwaysshining:

blasianxbri:

how do spaghetti noodles end up on fire?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I did that once :(

If they are too long for the pot and they stick off the edges, the fire from the stove will heat up the noodles and they catch fire 

(Source: unamusedsloth)

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100411
Posted
9 hours ago

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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(Source: itsbolin, via relahvant)

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342078
Posted
13 hours ago

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via im-bewildered)

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69421
Posted
13 hours ago

maxhole:

vinebox:

relationship goals

why she laugh like yhat

(via departured)

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107726
Posted
14 hours ago

nonstop-fangirl:

vowofsherlock:

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my faith in the world is just a little bit restored

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it got better

(via im-bewildered)

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151012
Posted
14 hours ago

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

(via im-bewildered)

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43614
Posted
14 hours ago